In this first one the main character just found dead bodies from a mining accident that happened 100 years ago.
Several died right here itand un usually normal level of bathroom tissue.
Unusually normal level of bathroom tissue? I have no idea. I don't even say "bathroom tissue"; I say "toilet paper".
In this second one the bad guy is in the middle of threatening the good guy and he says:
everyone needs someonnn to cut thema cookieNow that's the way I want to be threatened.
So how about you? Any crazy things you've written and want to fess up to?